20 Fun Quotes on Motherhood

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Being a mother is the most rewarding job there is, but it isn’t always easy. Here are 20 quotes on motherhood to celebrate those miracle workers we call “Mom”.

  1. The phrase “working mother” is redundant. –Jane Sellman
  2. She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. –Margaret Culkin Banning
  3.  A mom’s hug lasts long after she lets go. –Anonymous
  4. Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. –Lisa Alther
  5. When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. –Erma Bombeck
  6. The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant—and let the air out of the tires. –Dorothy Parker
  7. There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. –Jill Churchill
  8. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?  –Milton Berle
  9. I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. –Phyllis Diller
  10. Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. –Mildred B. Vermont
  11. A mother understands what a child does not say. –Jewish proverb
  12. It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. –Barbara Kingsolver
  13. I know how to do anything, I’m a mom. –Roseanne Barr
  14. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. –Honoré de Balzac
  15. Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young. –Unknown
  16. My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. –Buddy Hackett
  17. Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare. –Ed Asner
  18. Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. -Dennis Fakes
  19. Children seldom misquote you. They more often repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. –Mae Maloo
  20. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.-Phyllis Diller

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